Square Roots Menu
Daily Features Starting May 18th
MONDAY
BURGER & A BEV
ANY BURGER WITH A DRAFT COCKTAIL, DRAFT BEER, OR DRAFT WINE = $18
TACO TUESDAY
$2 OFF TACOS &
$5 DRAFT COCKTAILS
WEDNESDAY
PIZZA + PINT = $12
$2 OFF GLASSES OF WINE
THURSDAY
$0.75 WINGS + $3 DOMESTIC BOTTLES
FRIDAY
$5 KETEL ONE
MOSCOW MULES
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
$13 BLOODY MARY
GARNISHED WITH SMOKED SHRIMP + STUFFED QUEEN OLIVES + PICKLED CHERRY PEPPER + RIMMED WITH OLD BAY SEASONING
Small Plates
SMOKEHOUSE NACHOS (Add meat: Smoked Brisket, Pulled Pork, Smoked Chicken) Seasoned Tortilla Chips + Pepper Jack Queso + Roasted Corn Pico + Pickled Jalapenos + Scallions + Avocado Crema + Pickled Red Onion // $10 / $16
STONE FIRED PRETZEL (Original/Giant) w/ Pepper Jack Queso + Honey Dijon + Honey Cinnamon Butter // $8 (serves 1-3) / $15 (serves 4-6)
FIRESIDE ELOTE DIP Midwestern Sweet Corn + Aged Mexican Cheese + Corn Truffe + Lime + Seasoned Tortilla Chips // $9
CHIPS AND DIPS (Pick 2) Seasoned Tortilla Chips and your choice of Guacamole, Roasted Corn Pico, Adobo Salsa, Pickled Tomatillo Salsa, Pepper Jack Queso, or Habanero Salsa // $8
CRISPY WHITE CHEDDAR CURDS w/ Homemade Marinara // $9
8 SMOKED WINGS Crispy Smoked Wings. Choice of BBQ, Chipotle BBQ, Bama White BBQ, ‘THG’ Sauce, Smokehouse Buffalo, Habanero Jerk // $11 Side of Ranch or Blue Cheese Sauce // $0.50
*AVAILABLE GF
SMOKED BRISKET MAC & CHEESE Hickory Smoked Brisket + Creamy 5-Cheese Sauce + Cavatappi Pasta // $10
BANG BANG SHRIMP Panko Breaded Butterflied Shrimp + Yum Yum Sauce // $14
BUTTERMILK DIPPED JUMBO SPICY TENDERS Natural Cut Fries + Honey Dijon // $12
What's for Dinner
*Available after 4pm* Comes w/ Soup or Side Salad
CRISPY SOUS VIDE PORK SHANK w/ Red Skin Mashed Potatoes + Old Fashioned Gravy // $18
HONEY-PEPPER GLAZED SALMON w/ Southwestern Quinoa + Herb Roasted Sweet Potato // $18
HOOSIER FISH & CHIPS Cajun Breaded Black Cod + Natural Cut Fries + House Slaw + Tartar Sauce // $18
FIRESIDE PENNE Creamy Cajun Pasta + Overnight Tomatoes + Red Peppers + Red Onions + Parsley // $18
(Add Grilled Chicken Breast $3 or Shrimp $8)
Burgers
(Sustainable and Humanely Raised Purebred Angus Beef from Revier Cattle Company)
Come with Natural Cut Fries (Cajun + $.50, Truffe-Parmesan + $3), Sub Any Protein for a Veggie Burger +$2)
CLASSIC STACK Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + American Cheese + Lettuce + Tomato + Red Onion + Mayo // $11
*AVAILABLE GF
THE ANIMAL Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + American Cheese + Grilled Onion + “Animal Sauce” + “Bread & Butter” Pickles + Tomato + Lettuce // $13
*AVAILABLE GF
DEEP ROOTS BURGER Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + Applewood Smoked Bacon + Sharp Cheddar + Frizzled Onion + BBQ + Chipotle Aioli + Lettuce // $13
DOOMBRINGER Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + Double Smoked Bacon + Ghost Pepper Jack Cheese + Tomato + Crispy Jalapenos + Yum-Yum Sauce + Lettuce + Activated Charcoal Bun // $14
STEAKHOUSE Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + Caramelized Onion + Steak Sauce + Blue Cheese Crust + Arugula + Garlic Aoli // $13
THE G.O.A.T. Fresh 8oz Revier Cattle Company Steakburger + Goat Cheese + Double Smoked Bacon + Caramelized Onion + Arugula + Honey Dijon // $14
10” PUB PIZZAS
CREMINI + ARUGULA + TRUFFLE OIL + PARMESAN // $12
PEPPERONI + BANANA PEPPER + BASIL // $12
SMOKED BRISKET + BBQ + ONION // $12
GARLIC ROASTED TOMATO + FRESH BASIL // $12
PROSCIUTTO + ARUGULA + BALSAMIC + GORGONZOLA // $12
ITALIAN SAUSAGE + GIARDINIERA // $12
CHEESE PIZZA // $10
BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA // $12
TOPPINGS: ONION + RED PEPPER + GIARDINIERA + PEPPERONI + SAUSAGE + CHICKEN + PULLED PORK
Soups & Salads
Choice of Buttermilk Ranch, Michigan Cherry Vinaigrette, Greek Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Parmesan-Peppercorn
HOUSE SMOKED SALMON SALAD In-House Smoked Salmon + Mixed Greens + Cucumber + Red Onion + Cherry Tomatoes + Sliced Avocado // $14
*AVAILABLE GF
OLD ORCHARD Mixed Greens + Crispy Prosciutto + Sunflower Nuts + Crumbled Gorgonzola + Granny Smith Apples + Dried Cranberries // $11
*AVAILABLE GF
SANTA FE Marinated Grilled Chicken + Romaine + Radish + Avocado + Corn & Bean Salsa + Pickled Red Onion + Queso Fresco + Crispy Tortilla Strips // $12
*AVAILABLE GF
THE SQUARE WEDGE Iceberg Wedge + Overnight Tomatoes + Applewood Smoked Bacon + Hard Boiled Egg + Crumbled Gorgonzola + Scallions // $12
*AVAILABLE GF
SCRATCH MADE SOUPS Cup or Bowl of our Soup of the Moment // $4 / $6
Handhelds
Comes w/ Natural Cut Fries (Cajun + $.50, Truffle-Parmesan + $3) | Tacos Come w/ Chips and Choice of Salsa (Guacamole + $0.50)
GRILLED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM SANDWICH w/ Provolone + Sunflower Pesto Aioli + Arugula + Tomato + Red Onion // $13
SMASHVILLE HOT CHICKEN SANDWICH Hand Breaded Chicken + “Bread & Butter” Pickles + Cilantro-Lime Slaw + Remoulade Sauce // $13
ITALIAN BIRD Marinated Grilled Chicken Breast + Double Smoked Bacon + Provolone + Overnight Tomatoes + Arugula + Sunflower Pesto Aioli // $12
GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH Marinated Grilled Chicken + Avocado Mash + Tomato + Mixed Greens + Red Onion + Honey-Jalepeno Dressing + Stone Fired Naan Bread // $12
SMOKED PULLED PORK (Available Vegetarian) Chipotle BBQ + Cilantro-Lime Slaw + “Bread & Butter” Pickles // $13
BRISKET GRILLED CHEESE Smoked Brisket + Caramelized Onion + BBQ + Yellow American + Sharp Cheddar + Provolone Cheese + Sourdough // $13.50
3 "BEER"BACOA TACOS Shredded Beer Braised Beef + Frizzled Onion + Cotija Crema // $14
3 GRILLED MAHI MAHI TACOS w/ Honey Jalapeno Aioli + Sliced Avocado + Tomato + Shaved Lettuce + Cilantro // $14
*AVAILABLE GF
3 CORONA BATTERED SHRIMP TACOS w/ Chipotle Aioli + Shaved Lettuce + Roasted Corn Pico // $13
3 SMOKED BRISKET TACOS w/ Pickled Tomatillo Salsa + Cilantro + Onions + Queso Fresco // $14
*AVAILABLE GF
3 MOJO TACOS w/ Pulled Pork + Tropical Fruit Blend + Cilantro + Onion + Habanero Salsa // $13
Sides
SKILLET MAC & CHEESE $6
SEASONAL GRILLED VEGETABLE $3
*AVAILABLE GF
NATURAL-CUT FRIES $4
(Cajun + $.50, Truffle-Parmesan + $3)
CILANTRO-LIME SLAW $2
*AVAILABLE GF
SIDE SALAD $3
*AVAILABLE GF
GARLIC ROASTED BROCCOLI $3
*AVAILABLE GF
CRISPY SMASHED POTATOES $4
*AVAILABLE GF
HERB ROASTED SWEET POTATOES $4
Dessert
GHIRARDELLI DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE A LA MODE
Skillet Baked Brownie topped with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream and drizzled with Dutch Chocolate Sauce // $8
VANILLA BEAN CHEESECAKE
Cheesecake with house made Grand Marnier Strawberry Coulis // $7
SKILLET COOKIE
Chocolate and Pretzel Chunk Cookie Topped w/ Vanilla Bean Ice Cream,
Caramel Sauce, and Pretzel Salt // $7
+ This is not a gluten-free kitchen. Some items upon request may be substituted at the Chef’s discretion.
+ We use a vegetable-based canola oil that is peanut-free.
+ We are not a dairy-free kitchen.
*AVAILABLE GF = Available in Gluten Free by request
Specials
CURBSIDE BEER SPECIALS
VARIETY IPA 6-PACK // $16.99
VARIETY CIDER 6-PACK // $14.99
MOSCOW MULE KIT // $65
IRISH MULE KIT // $65
Wine by the Glass
BONANZA CABERNET SAUVIGNON // $8
BOOMTOWN PINOT GRIS // $8
DA LUCA PROSECCO // $9
DEUSA NAI ALBARINO // $8
FREEMARK ABBEY MERLOT // $14
IMAGERY PINOT NOIR // $9
MARQUES DE CACERES RUEDA // $8
MEIOMI ROSE // $8
ROUND BARN WEEKEND RED SANGRIA // $7
STEMMARI PINOT GRIGIO // $7
TRUE MYTH CHARDONNAY // $7
UMBERTO MOSCATO D'ASTI // $8
Signature Cocktail Menu
HOUSE MARGARITA* (Original, Strawberry, Passion Fruit, Prickly Pear) Mi Campo Blanco + Hotel Tango Orangecello + Lime // $9
BASIL COLLINS (Blueberry, Raspberry, Blackberry, Wildberry) The Botanist Gin + Basil + Lime + Topped with Untitled Art Sparkling Lemon/Lime CBD Water // $9
HOUSE MULE (Blueberry, Peach, Blackberry) Ketel One Vodka + Ginger Beer + Lime // $8
PEACH BOURBON SWEET TEA* Hotel Tango Bourbon + Peach Liqueur + House Brewed Tea + Lemon // $8
PINEAPPLE MOJITO Blue Chair Rum + Fresh Pineapple Puree + House Made Mint Simple + Fresh Lime Juice + Topped with Untitled Art Sparkling Lemon/Lime CBD Water // $9
MICHELADA Modelo Especial Cerveza + Lime Juice + Tapatio Hot Sauce + Michelada Mix // $8 | Add 1 shot Mescal or Ancho Reyes // $3
BLACK CHERRY SCOFFLAW Buffalo Trace Bourbon + Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur + Black Cherry + Lemon // $10
PAIN KILLER Spiced Rum + Coconut Cream + Pineapple Juice + Orange Juice // $8
BLOOD ORANGE MIMOSA Blood Orange E en Vodka + Blood Orange + Bravino Prosecco // $8(* On Draft)
WATERMELON PALOMA Mi Campo Blanco + Homemade Watermelon Puree + Fresh Lime Juice + Garnished with Tajin and Watermelon Slice + Topped with Untitled Art Sparkling Grapefruit CBD Water // $10
GREYHOUND FIZZ Kettle One Grapefruit & Rose + Grapefruit Sour + Soda
BOURBON CHERRY LIME-AID Hotel Tango Whiskey + Hotel Tango Cherry Liquor + Fresh Lime // $8
Draft Beer
Hops/Ale
OSKAR BLUES "OLD CHUB" 8% Wee Heavy Scotch Ale// $7
TOPPLING GOLIATH "SOSUS" 7.8% Imperial IPA // $8
TOPPLING GOLIATH "KING SUE" 7.8% Imperial IPA// $7
3 FLOYDS "DAS KLEINE SCHWARZ EINHORN" 5.5% Schwarzbier// $7
CIGAR CITY "JAI ALAI" 7.5% American IPA // $7
BLUE MOON 5.4% Witbier // $6
REVOLUTION "SUN CRUSHER" 5.3% Fruited Berliner Weisse // $7
WINDMILL "LUTHER AND THE MEMESICLE FACTORY" 10.2% Milkshake IPA// $8
WINDMILL "TWO IF BY CITRA" 6% New England IPA// $7
WILDROSE "BIG SEXY" 6% Pale Ale// $6
Lager
SHINER BOCK 4.4% Single Block // $5
MILLER LITE 4.2%, Lager // $4
COORS LIGHT 4.2%, Lager // $4
MODELO ESPECIAL 4.5%, Lager // $6
Dark Side
MAPLEWOOD "MORBIDLY OBESE PUG: EXTRA FUG" Imperial Stout// $9
OSKAR BLUES "BARREL AGED TEN FIDY" 12.9% Imperial Stout// $14
PRAIRIE "WEEKEND" 13.3% Imperial Pastry Stout// $13
SUNKING "COCONUT SHADOW PROOF" 15.2% Imperial Stout// $11
Cider/Fruit
OFF SQUARE "HOW GOSE IT 4.9% Sour Gose// $6
DESTIHL "PINA COLADA GOSE" 5.7% Fruited Gose// $8
3 FLOYDS "CENTER SQUARE" 5.9% Fruited Berliner Weisse // $7
Bottled / Canned Beer
HOPS/ALES
18TH STREET - Rotating Seasonal (Ask server for details)
MAPLEWOOD - Rotating Seasonal (Ask server for details)
UNTITLED ART - Rotating Seasonal (Ask server for details)
18TH STREET “CHASING PAPER” 6.2% American Pale Ale // $8
ANDERSON VALLEY “Old Fashioned” 8.3%, Strong Ale // $7
AVERY “WHITE RASCAL” 5.6% Witbier // $6
BELL'S “TWO HEARTED ALE” 7% American IPA // $5
CIGAR CITY “MADURO” 5.5%, Brown Ale // $5
CIGAR CITY “JAI ALAI” 7.5%, American IPA // $6
DEVIL'S TRUMPET "SMOOTHIE DREAMS" 6% American IPA// $7
DEVIL'S TRUMPET "ASTRONAUT DREAM" 6% New England IPA// $7
DESTIHL "DRIVIN' THAT HAZE" 7% New England IPA // $9
ELYSIAN “SPACE DUST” 8.2%, IPA // $6
FIRESTONE WALKER “LUPONIC DISTORTION” 5.9%, American IPA // $5
GOOSE ISLAND "NEXT COAST IPA" 7% American IPA// $5
MAPLEWOOD "SON OF JUICE" 6.3% New England IPA//$7
MAPLEWOOD "ENDLESS COLOR" 5.9% American Pale Wheat//$7
NEW BELGIUM “FAT TIRE” 5.1% Red American Amber // $5
OFF SQUARE "OLD SKOOL" 7.3% American IPA//$6
REVOLUTION "ROSA HIBISCUS ALE" 5.8% Herbed Beer// $6
SingleCut "Diamond Star Halo" 6.6% American IPA // $7
PLATFORM "HAZE JUDE" 6% New England IPA//$7
LAGERS
BUD LIGHT 4.2%, Lager // $3.25
BUDWEISER 5%, Lager // $3.25
COORS LIGHT 4.2%, Lager // $3.25
CORONA 4.5%, Lager // $5
CORONA PREMIER 4% Light Lager // $5
HEINEKEN 5%, Lager // $5
MICHELOB ULTRA 4.2%, Lager // $3.25
MILLER HIGH LIFE 4.6%, Lager // $3.25
MILLER LITE 4.2% Lager // $3.25
NATURDAY 4.2%, Lager // $3.25
PABST BLUE RIBBON 4.6%, Lager // $3.2
PABST BLUE RIBBON HARD COFFEE 5%, Fire // $7
WAR PIGS “SALMON PANTS” 5.3% Helles Lager $6
YUENGLING 4.5%, Lager // $6
STOUTS/PORTERS/BARLEYWINE
GUINESS 4.28%, Stout // $5
REVOLUTION “Straight Jacket” 15% English Barleywine // $10
REVOLUTION “10 YEAR BEER” 13.6% English Barleywine // $18
UPLAND "BAD ELMERS PORTER" 6% American Porter// $6
CIDER/FRUIT/SELTZER
ACE "GUAVA" 5% Fruit Cider // $5
ACE "PINEAPPLE" 5% Fruit Cider // $5
ASH & ELM "SUNSET" 6.5% Traditional Cider//$5
ASH & ELM “FLEETING YOUTH” 6.5% Raspberry & Lemon Cider // $7
DESTIHL "WILD SOUR SERIES LYNNBROOK" 4.2% Berliner Weisse Sour//$5
JK's Farmhouse “traverse city cherry” 6.5% Cider // $7
REVOLUTION “FREEDOM OF PRESS” 4.5%, Sour // $5
REVOLUTION "FREEDOM OF SPEACH" 4.5%, Fruited Sour // $6
MOONLIGHT MEADERY “LITTLE APPLES” 6.5% Rye Whiskey Barrel Aged Cider // $7
ORIGINAL SIN “BLACK WIDOW” 6% Traditional Cider // $5
PLATFORM BEER CO. “BLACK CHERRY” 5%, Hard Seltzer // $4
VANDERMILL “TOTALLY ROASTED” 6.5% Traditional Cider // $5
WHITE CLAW BLACK CHERRY/MANGO 5%, Hard Seltzer // $5
URBAN ARTIFACT “THE GADGET” 8.3% Fruited Sour $8
URBAN ARTIFACT "KEYPUNCH" 4.3% Sour Gose//$6
URBAN ARTIFACT "SPYGLASS" 4.7% Sour // $6
UPLAND "TWO OF TARTS" 4.5% Sour Gose//$5
STIEGL- RADLER GRAPEFRUIT NATURTRUB 2% Radler//$6
Coming Soon
TAX MAN "CHERRY PICKER" (Belgian Dubbel)
CIDERBOYS "FIRST PRESS" (Traditional Cider)
WARPIGS "FOGGY GEEZER" (New England IPA)
3 FLOYDS "GUMBALLHEAD" (American Pale Wheat)
WILDROSE "THEZE NUTZ" (American Porter)